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NOTE: We are NOT Burger King, who claim to "make it your way," but
only serve hamburgers. We ARE a full service custom sewing and
tailoring business. This means that if you want cows on your toga, or
if you want a full Tudor dress made of tie-dye fabric, we will do
everything possible to fulfill your request. If you need a specific
style of boots, or a certain type of hat with ostrich plumes, we will
find, purchase or assemble it for you.
The only time we say "no" is when we refuse to take "rush"
orders or "work you in" to our schedule. The only way we can maintain
the quality of workmanship and service that has established our
reputation for excellence, is to carefully schedule orders so that we
may give each client the undivided attention he or she deserves.
1. Design Definition: In order to make the
garment you want, we have to define the specific style. Experience has
shown that the best way to ensure your pleasure with the final product
is to consult your preferences during the design phase. Your
satisfaction with the finished garment is directly related to the
amount of effort we require of you at this early stage.
Ana is an excellent designer and seamstress-but she is a
terrible mind reader! Thus, we require that you review and approve your
choice of each design feature and fabric.
Picture-send us a picture of the garment you want.
If you don't have a picture, a detailed description will enable us to
make a sketch. If you are artistically inclined, draw a sketch and send
it to us. Feel free to choose something from our catalog.
Just include the URL for the page and the name of the design and any
changes you might want.
The more detail, the better. Notes and arrows are great, since we can't
see you wave your hands!
Discussion-once we're both "on the same page", we
like to discuss the design with you, to understand better how you plan
to use the garment, and what design features you would like included.
If you're going to wear your dress to a summer Renaissance Faire, it
will need to be designed differently than a dress for an outdoor winter
Michigan wedding. We also like to get a better idea of your personal
style-are you the flamboyant type, or the silently menacing type?
Sketch-if you send a picture or a description, we
draw a sketch, incorporating the important design Features. If you send
a sketch, we use yours, since we can't really draw very well. This
helps both of us to visualize the various design features we will
include in the garment.
Description-This is where we really ask a lot of
questions. (We'd use bright lights and drugs, but then we'd have to
come visit you…) We write a detailed description of what the design
will be, how it will be constructed, and any other features necessary
to make it exactly the way you want it.
2. Price Quote-You want to know how
much it will cost. If you prefer, you can just send us your credit card
information, including your limit, and we'll skip the quote, but most
people like to know in advance.
Labor-We quote labor separately, as materials costs
can vary widely, and you are free to purchase you're own fabric and
ship it to us. We list labor costs in detail to help you understand how
we come to a final price, and to allow you to choose optional features
as your budget and preferences permit.
Materials-We provide you with a list of materials
required, and an estimate of cost. In the case of specialized
materials, such as yak wool or waterproof fishnet, we will quote you an
exact price for your approval before we purchase materials. Again, we
ask a lot of questions, such as how you will use the garment, so you
will be happy with both the design appearance and the garment itself,
from the standpoint of both fit and durability.
3. Placing the Order-Only when we understand
what you want, and you know how much it will cost, do we book your
order. We require three things to accept an order:
Measurement Sheet-this
includes not only specific measurements, but also a questionnaire that
tells us how you want the garment to fit. So that your clothes are
comfortable, we add small amounts to your measurements. This is called
ease. The questionnaire is crucial to determining how much ease you
want in your garment. Unfortunately, the CDC forbids us to put dis-ease
in your garment…
Terms of Business-our
contract. It basically lays out what we promise to do and what we
expect of you. It ensures that neither of us has to employ the services
of either lawyers or paid assassins. You may return it to us with your
signature via scanned e-mail, fax, or postal hard copy.
Deposit-We require a 50% nonrefundable deposit to
accept an order. Payment must be in U.S. funds (dollars) and may be
made by check, money order, or major credit card (Visa, MasterCard,
Discover, or American Express). Sorry, we cannot accept currency of
bankrupt monarchies, ancient shaman stones, or cowry shells. Please
contact us for delivery instructions for gold bullion.
4. Scheduling Your Ship Date: So that we may give
your order the meticulous attention to detail that you deserve, we only
accept 3-4 orders per month. Thus we frequently have a 2-3 month
backlog of orders.
We don't do rush orders, so if the item is for a special
event, we will not accept the order if we can't deliver at least one
month prior to the event.
We schedule carefully to ensure that we deliver your order on
time without extraordinary overtime on our part. We don't pull
"all-nighters"! . We didn't pull "all-nighters" 20 years ago, and we
can't now and be alive in another 20 years.
5. Order Confirmation: When we receive the
Measurements Sheet, signed Terms of Business and deposit, we send you
an Order Confirmation that summarizes your order and states your
Guaranteed Ship Date. It includes your receipt for your deposit, if you
used a credit card.
If you provide materials, we give you the final date for us
to receive your materials without incurring a delay in your order.
6. Final Payment and Shipment of Your Order: If
you pay with check or money order, we must receive payment before the
ship date, or authorization to ship C.O.D. at your expense. Credit card
orders have the balance due charged just prior to shipping. We usually
ship UPS ground or Priority Mail, unless you instruct us otherwise. On
orders over $500, we do not charge for UPS ground shipping. Overseas
shipments require special shipping, so we pass the shipping costs along
to you. On occasion, when we are a day or two late with shipping, we
often "upgrade" your shipment to 2nd Day Air in lieu of any discount.
(Would you rather have it sooner, or cheaper? We figure sooner.)
7. Returns and Adjustments: In the rare event
you are not satisfied with your order, we make every effort to make
adjustments. Please call us before returning an item, so we can discuss
the problem and how you would like it corrected.
You are responsible for shipping costs to return an item for
adjustments; we, in turn, pay for costs to ship the item back to you.
In the extremely rare event that we are unable to satisfy you
after at least three attempts, we will refund half your labor charges
for the garment, if the garment is returned to us. Under no
circumstances will we refund the deposit, or pay you for fabric you may
have provided.
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PRICES ARE FOR LABOR ONLY AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
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